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7 Quotes From 50 Shades Of Grey To Get Your Partner Hot And Bothered

Research has shown (we’re kidding, it really hasn’t) that 50 Shades of Grey has been a great source of practical advice for couples that are in a relationship rut, or for couples that are willing to be adventurous. You don’t need to invest in chains, whips or other “gadgets” to make things work. You could make do with a bunch of ties or dirty laundry — have it your way.

If you’d like to be more conventional, you could stick to a gadget that’s been in use ever since the world was created within seven days — your tongue. And here are ten lines that are sure to bring the “fire” into your relationship.

Remember the maxim of the old, “there is power in the tongue”.

1. “I’d like to bite that lip.”

Recommended Use: Pre-Coitus

Ideal For: The Amateur Lover

The next time you’re in a really hot make out session and your teeth get in the way, be sure to have this in your repertoire of damage-control gestures.

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Image Credit: quickmeme.com

2. “Oh, f*** the paperwork.”

Recommended Use: Pre-Coitus

Ideal For: The Employed Lover

If your partner is a workaholic and if that frustrates you, scream this line out loud to get the romance or the argument started. Make sure you’re standing up when implementing this technique (if you’re seated, you may lose the dramatic affect). Try and avoid breaking stuff; you might just end up having to pay for it. Also, feel free to replace “paperwork” with any of the appropriate work-related tasks.

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Image Credit: replycandy.com

3. “You are not just a pretty face. You’ve had six orgasms so far and all of them belong to me.”

Recommended Use: Post-Coitus

Ideal For: The Unemployed Lover

If the only thing you’re bringing to the relationship is physical pleasure, be sure to throw this line in the air to heighten the intimacy between you and your partner. After doing so, make sure you get a job!

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Image Credit: quickmeme.com

4. “You will not be able to see me or hear me. But you’ll be able to feel me.”

Recommended Use: No Coitus

Ideal For: The Long Distance Lover

If you’re far away from your partner, here’s one other lie you can tell him/her over Skype to keep things moving. Feel free to choose between “see me” or “hear me” based on your Internet connectivity or your phone signal.

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Image Credit: memecenter.ocm

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5. “I want you sore, baby.”

Recommended Use: Pre-Pregnancy

Ideal For: Couples

Be sure to use this technique right before you put a baby in her belly. Pregnancy will definitely get her all sored up!

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Image Credit: blog.babylovemn.com

6. “Because I’m fifty shades of f*****-up.”

Recommended Use: Pre-Breakup

Ideal For: Couples

Make sure you precede this technique with other verbal techniques like “It’s not you, it’s me”, “we both are drifting apart”, or “we are not meant to be”. This technique will ensure your break up speech is both magical and memorable.

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Image Credit: fiftyshadesmeme.com

7. “Forget about those details for tonight. I want you.”

Recommended Use: Unplanned Dates

Ideal For: The Forgetful Lover

If you forgot to plan the date and you have no idea as to where you’re going to take your partner, this technique can either get you off the hook or buy you more time to plan things.

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Image Credit: beta.diylol.com

Try these techniques out to either spark the flame in your relationship or to spark your relationship in flames. Have fun!

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