When the world finally got bored of playing offline single/multiplayer games, they looked up at the horizon beyond, towards the power of the internet. Online gaming has taken over by storm and it has changed the way we play ever since. Gaming profiles and usernames have given us our own personal player identity and persona.
For most Malaysian gamers, one of the common online platforms for them to congregate at would be Steam. For those who are not sure on what Steam is, it’s basically an online-based PC game market that lets you buy computer games online and have them downloaded into your PC to play immediately. It’s particularly useful for those who are lazy to run to the nearest game store to pick up a copy. Steam also integrates its own Facebook-like social network platform where players have their own profile to share a bit about themselves, what games they own, and even updating a status about themselves!
With creativity being your only limit, you could practically be whoever you want online – be it hardcore, ordinary, or just downright hilarious. Here are some of the funniest local Steam names we’ve had the pleasure to come across.
1. Raksasa Punggung
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Doesn’t matter what kind of monster it is I’m still scared!
2. eyy bOss
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The standard in Malaysian greetings.
3. KukuBesi
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I hope he/she meant Iron Nails!
4. PandaGemok
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And you thought the panda craze in Malaysia was over.
5. BraidedAsshair
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I’d like an explanation too. And I’m relieved that there isn’t a profile picture of him/her.
6. You’ll Already Dead
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I’ll already don’t understand!
7. Yusuf Taiy00b
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I’m okay with the 0’s, just don’t whisper in my ear!
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8. BlackChinese黑人在中国
I’m sure he’s great with kids.
9. iamyourmother
Because this one ain’t!
10. C@$H A$$
Just screams of personality.
11. Febreze
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Finally a clean name. Get it?
12. BrendaTheMonsta
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Yes, please stay private.
13. Sir Prized
Are you just as.. sir prized as we are too?
14. SillyTitties
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Oh this is just plain silly.
15. Famus Anus
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Never again will I eat my favorite cookies.
As you can see, us Malaysians have the best in self-name-giving and creativity, surely to give our opponents a good laugh while we crush them… or while we’re being crushed.
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